Hey /sci/, say someone wanted to make a new cult that used repeatable scientific experiments proving the universe works in certain ways as religious passages in "Book of Cult". What scientific research papers would you most like to see written in Wololoo?

so, no interest then? (bump)

Guess I'll just go eat a dick or something

“A Mathematical Model for the Determination of Total Area Under Glucose Tolerance and Other Metabolic Curves”, Mary M. Tai, Diabetes Care, 1994, 17, 152–154.