If, I'm a mad scientist who actually created Covid-18 before it turned into Covid-19,

Would I deserve some sort of Scientific and infamy for that?
>Yes, I was patient zero for Covid-19
>Yes, I can say this because you won't believe me
>No, I'm not legally liable
>No, I won't do it again

This is just a hypothetical.

I hypothetically used a rare bat fungal infection, adjuvants, and my own system for incubation. I was hoping it would kill me. Released it in a movie theater in Colorado.
>This is obviously fictional rambling coming from a mad LARPer with Schitogrenia.
>It was the only way to stop Trump

Scientifically, is this possible?

*Scientific credit?

>Covid-18 before it turned into Covid-19
you schizos are so fucking funny man

>>16727928
Thank you, you see, there was a Virus that was bread in an old Southern Prison, in South Carolina.

It had a high mortality rate. So many of them died there, that the virus still lingered a century later in the brick mortar that was partially made out of the corpses.

This place actually exists, look it up.

Then, there really was a bat cave with a rare fungal infection in North Carolina, and I brought the rare virus into that cave.

That created the absolute worst case of the flu I had ever experienced, and either that was Covid-18, or the trauma from it gave me a Schito-delusion.

As an objective Scientist, you can clearly see that it is one of those two options. The probability that I really did cause Covid-19 would clearly be next to nothing.

Yet, you must admit, it is possible.

>>16727928
This is why COVID-19 had a better infection rate in the African populations, because the Virus was bread in the prisons that were for the African slaves who were innocent.
>They were executed there is the most horrible ways imaginable, as proxy for their masters.

True story.

>>16727935
Unfortunately no, it's actually a 100% chance that you didn't create COVID and you need to check that your window is locked because you left it unlocked or someone did and if you didn't then why is it open right now go close it go lock it

>dude left his window open
I'm already in lmao

>>16727945
I drilled a hole where the wall meets the ceiling, he will never find it lol

>>16727945
lol go find his flour and put just a little bit around the bag and on the ground

>>16727947
>he left his vents open too
This dude

>he's reading this right now
hello
can you hear the words I've typed inside your head? can you hear me? HELLO??

>>16727971

>N...

I can extrapolate the rest, thx.

Schizophrenics don't usually have children, make straight A's, create successful companies, or any of that.
>I must be one special kind of Schizo.

>this clumsy nigga thinks there was 18 covids before covid19

>>16727928
Thank god she was Covid-18, he was really close to being a sick fuck.

>>16727978
>thinks schizo can only mean schizophrenic
Read the DSM-5 instead of posting retarded threads on a zimbabwean basket weaving website. It's really funny when retards out themselves as retards so easily.

>>16729332
>Oh my science! She was only Covid-17.9999999999999999 you sick fuck!!!!