>can fucking at any moment during eating

Why would evolution do this?

>>16728371 (OP)
Evolution bloody basterd, it's the fuckin

>>16728371 (OP)
>Those who cough to remove the blockage live
>Those who don't don't
Say hello to my little friend.

>>16728371 (OP)
working most of the time is good enough to both nit, be nutted in & pop out a tike, no need to work all the time

natural selection for retards who don't chew and try to swallow whole

>>16728371 (OP)
>can fucking
SAAR

>>16728371 (OP)
Linguistic arms race

>>16728371 (OP)
evolution isnt concerned with the individual of the species, thats the individuals responsibility.

>>16728371 (OP)
I have to confess that I can self identify with ex president Bush when he almost choked to death with a cookie

>>16728371 (OP)
reptilians are worse, they can't easily breath while eating, the nasal airway was a good feature

>>16728517
I never believed that story
>be President Bush
>getting your drink on
>a secret servant talks some fighting shit
>wind up for a big swing
>hit thin air
>crash down on the coffee table
Happened to me more than once too

>>16728510
damn hars
this is why manlets and uggly men exist
literally man up or die, nature doesnt care

Chew, Chew, Chew! Don't suck on hard candies. 99% of the risk is eliminated by just those two behaviors.

>>16728371 (OP)

>>16728371 (OP)
So you can breathe through your mouth if your nose gets blocked.

>>16729316
But my nose isn't blocked

>>16728371 (OP)
the great filter, eliminate those too stupid to chew properly.

You do know the muscles in the area are trainable, right?
Meaning that is a skill issue.

>>16732095
>just train your throat anon I'll help
I'm not falling for that again