is there a formula function that is fed all porn on the internet and outputs them in an ordered sequence such that if you do a bijection with the natural numbers and count upwards, you obtain the most optimal enjoyment logically possible?

So you haven't realized yet that the attention economy itself is already an optimizing algorithm?

>>16728385 (OP)
Let me translate that to non-retard: Is there a way to rank-order all porn by how titillating it is?
The answer is no.

>>16728394
i denounce your answer and demand a better one

>>16728389
that is tuned according to third party interests which aren't well-ordered

>>16728385 (OP)
>sorting your porn
Waste of CPU cycles. Just slap it in a max-heap