How did seconds become the fundamental unit of time?

It's too fucking fast if you ask me.

Well maybe cuz they're more precise than minutes and less of a brainfuck than milliseconds

>>16732071 (OP)
Well, time is inherently interconnected with base 60, spherical geometry and distance, and has orders of scales magnitude, just like the keys on a keyboard.

>>16732071 (OP)
It is shorthand for sex bonds, its basically the ideal frequency of full engorgment in penetrative sex because every second spent not having sex is a second wasted.

>>16732071 (OP)
>It's too fucking fast if you ask me.
Ask your younger self when you still had to count seconds like ooooooonnnnne, twooooooooooo, threeeeeeeeee...