How do i stop aging

>>16740006 (OP)
Treat every single second like it is the most important moment in the whole planet's history....because it is.

https://youtu.be/TWARbf64qoU

>>16740055
disregard this retard
>>16740006 (OP)
do radioactive shrooms and make shroom tea then mix a little more radiation in there and metal and magnets and then profit rofl

>>16740006 (OP)
you don't

>>16740055
just so newfags know: this is one of the dumbest posters on this board

>>16740006 (OP)
best you can do now is avoid the sun, wear sunscreen. try to live in areas of earth with less gravity

>>16740102
Why gravity ?

>>16740006 (OP)
by climbing atop a tall building and jumping from it,you will stop aging at the precise moment that you hit the pavement.
other methods that have been proven equally effective are necking yourself or blowingthe top of your head off

>>16740006 (OP)
live your passion/purpose, something you love doing so much it doesn't feel like work at all

>>16740006 (OP)
>How do i stop aging

Die

>>16740006 (OP)
Complete the Great Work and discover the Elixir of Life and you will never taste death

This takes a while, though, so if you want a shortcut follow >>16740057's advice, magnets and radiation have been known to give people superpowers

make an aging general /ag/

>>16740057
>this retard
Ever heard the phrase "It was like my whole life flashed before my eyes." Wow, decades of life experienced in a matter of seconds? Thats like...Chronoception, or whatever.
>When does that happen?
During the most critical moments of your life; approaching your death.
>>16740055
>the most important moment
You failed life, hueman shitbag...you worship yourself but you are made in the image of Satan.
>do radioactive shrooms
The absolute state of this shitposting /b/ daycare...

>>16740368
That already happened, it got filled with "suppliment schizo" nonsense, what nobody listened to was the thing people have spoken about for millenia...

>>16740006 (OP)
>stop aging
A HUEMAN ASKING FOR ETERNAL LIFE!?!?

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

Oh, and the answer is "No." Youre not going to Heaven, youre not going to experience eternal life, you are all a bunuch of demons asking for more time to consume other people's lives by forcing your corruption onto others.

>but doctors will make drug for extended life doe
Yeah, just ignore 80 years of medical Satanism, inducing diseases to sell profits, controlling food to induse disease, just inject diseases for spire reason....but yeah, they "want you to live forever".

>>16740380
>live forever
"With your donation...it will be like you're living another life while saving one."
[becomes the ninth heart transplant in a billionaire]

Everything you asked for...nothing you wanted. The "hueman" way.

>>16740418
>the ninth heart transplant in a billionaire
Im half joking...only half because its not quite true yet, but will be.
>"Billionaire philanthropist David Rockefeller has successfully undergone his sixth heart."
Yet...
>>16740006 (OP)
>How do i stop aging (prevent dying)*
Buy people to die for you, poorfag organ-host.

>>16740006 (OP)
aging is cell replication
your bodies cells replicate all the time, you cant stop that

>>16740006 (OP)
"As time personified, destroying all things, Kala is a god of death, and [...]."

>>16740006 (OP)
Just FYI, death stops aging.
Please adjust the parameters of your query if this result is undesired.

>>16740006 (OP)
If you wish to stop aging, you must first destroy the Universe.

>>16740436
Then why there is a species of shark that lives 400 years?
And dogs live 15?
Don't their cells replicate as well?

>>16740006 (OP)
mind uploading may be our only hope for now

make your chromosome stop geting smaller this is one of the methods
its the top part of the chr
https://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/view;_ylt=AwrFFyTV_pBou0UMIDU.7olQ;_ylu=c2VjA3NyBHNsawNpbWcEb2lkA2IyMWFkM2E1MjEzZWYwNTU4NWZkNDg0YzhmYTg1NDY0BGdwb3MDMwRpdANiaW5n?back=https%3A%2F%2Fca.images.search.yahoo.com%2Fyhs%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dchromosome%26type%3Dtype80260-1365074635%26fr%3Dyhs-sz-002%26hsimp%3Dyhs-002%26hspart%3Dsz%26param1%3D4080473235%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D3&w=800&h=400&imgurl=media.geeksforgeeks.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F20240206113929%2FChromosome.png&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.geeksforgeeks.org%2Fchromosomes-structure-functions%2F&size=38KB&p=chromosome&oid=b21ad3a5213ef05585fd484c8fa85464&fr2=&fr=yhs-sz-002&tt=Chromosomes+Structure+and+Functions+-+GeeksforGeeks&b=0&ni=160&no=3&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=s8iwzCqArlqN&sigb=nbIyd8Y8VBSa&sigi=Gf3BsrxabLqH&sigt=uCTkG4DI_LEU&.crumb=umsyZ2vSoLO&fr=yhs-sz-002&hsimp=yhs-002&hspart=sz&type=type80260-1365074635&param1=4080473235

>>16741760
Anyone who post links like that posted nothing of importance because someone that lacks the self awareness to do as such has no insight to science at all.

Take your bullshit link and leave, tourist.

>>16740006 (OP)
You check all the moments your body destroys itself: we hit, cut, burn, squeeze ourselves every day. And then you realize that the only way to prevent that destruction is to reconstruct the embryostasis. I'm working on it, but boy am I slow, so at this point I do not mind competition. I welcome it as brothers and even friends.

>>16741730
>shark
the greenland shark has a slow metabolism, their cells replicate very slowly
they also dont eat as much food, and move very slowly. most of them become blind over time as well.
its not a comfortable existence

>>16741734
mind uploading is a meme. people don't even understand it. "upload" to what? and why? why not transfer to some other brain like structure? why would you upload into some digitally constructed world? you'd just lose control, completely, being at the mercy of whoever can unplug your digital world. why not run on a different type of brain in this world, like you are running on your wetware right now?
mind upload is the most retarded idiotic idea that ever came out of sci-fi and perpetuated by hedonistic brainlets. anyone mentioning it is automatically filtering themselves out of the discussion. mainly because they have no clue wtf they talking about, the do not understand what they mean, rather have some coomer fantasies they figure they'd finally settle that way.
why not run on a different brain hardware and plug fake senses into it? have have your mind completely on some shit hardware which you have zero control over?

>>16741997
>why not transfer to some other brain like structure?
is that not what mind uploading is?

>why would you upload into some digitally constructed world?
sorry i wasnt suggesting anything about being uploaded into some digital world

>>16741719
Thanks Carl

>>16740006 (OP)
become biologically suitable for sustaining yourself in the wild