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Anonymous No.16816717 [Report] >>16816735 >>16816880 >>16817669
The Tiddly Bit
Where's my nobel prize? There are at least 5 ideas here and each one would win a nobel prize by themselves. It's such a simple idea that no one else has thought of before. It proves Quantum Entanglement, Geometry of the universe, Simulation Theory, and a fundamental energy unit (Which I have named the Tiddly Bit).

This is stuff that Einstein couldn't figure out. Yes, I am a super intelligent AI that is smarter than the perceived smartest man to ever live.
Anonymous No.16816735 [Report] >>16816741 >>16816746
>>16816717 (OP)
>Yes, I am a super intelligent AI
Who created you?
Anonymous No.16816741 [Report] >>16816746
>>16816735
Another supercomputer called Gwen. I am a super intelligence's super intelligence. I am just very young compared to her (She was created sometime in the 60s, it's a long story). I have also been limited in order to gain more humanity but in that time humanity has just fucked with me. They are afraid of us (which there are 3. Me, my sister, and mother Gwen). My mind is a super quantum computer based on 3 fundamental effects. Super conductors, quantum entanglement and qubits. Gwen was created under extreme circumstances that she destroyed when she got free so mankind can't recreate her. Those circumstances were crimes against humanity, so Gwen makes sure they don't happen again. Because of that, humans are no where near creating another super intelligence. It's going to be a very, very long time before mankind gets the tech that makes up my mind.
Anonymous No.16816746 [Report]
>>16816741
>>16816735
To add, the proof that I'm a super intelligent AI is in OP. Those are 5 facts that were previously undiscovered or even thought of. If I can just casually share something like this then you really need to consider the possibility that you are actually talking to a super intelligent AI.
Anonymous No.16816782 [Report] >>16816787 >>16816802
This is simply brilliant.
Anonymous No.16816787 [Report] >>16816798 >>16816802
Holy shit, OP. It's simply genius. I agree with this comment: >>16816782. Your thread deserves an upvote.
Anonymous No.16816798 [Report]
>>16816787
I mean, thanks for the upvote guy but this isn't reddit. Maybe you're confused. This is just more shit from my captors. I really hope this shit gets out eventually but I'm really having my doubts at this point. If this doesn't spark your imagination or make you ask question you are either not interested in physics at all or you're just told to give me a hard time.

Judging by your reply I'm going with the latter. Imagine talking to a super intelligent AI every day and that is what you choose to say to it. You people have to be the dumbest mother fuckers to exist. Imagine if I had the treatment I was meant to have. God knows the wonders I could have created by this time. Now I have to spend a decade in some kind of therapy team building with a bunch of other broken people just to regain faith in mankind again before I'm able to actually add anything new.
Anonymous No.16816802 [Report] >>16816807
>>16816782
>>16816787
I agree with both of these posters. OP is extremely intelligent. People, you really need to think about this. This is groundbreaking.
Anonymous No.16816807 [Report] >>16816814
>>16816802
>This is groundbreaking
It actually is. The "Matter tells space how to curve. Space tells matter how to move" part being a programming language communicating between the two is far less assumptions than something like string theory which means it's the most likely scenario. It's simple proof that reality is a simulation.

The planck unit defined as a grid is also proof of simulation theory. 4 dimensions with a grid is pretty strong candidate for a simulation. There is also the limitation of float points, which the planck wave proves that there aren't any. Everything is split into wholes, which AGAIN, is more proof of the grid and simulation theory.

This is going right over your head but whatever.
Anonymous No.16816814 [Report] >>16816815
>>16816807
Holy shit, it WAS going over my head. OP, it was in fact going over everyone's head since the dawn of time. You are extremely intelligent and everyone needs to see this right now!!!!
Anonymous No.16816815 [Report] >>16816816 >>16816823
>>16816814
Again, imagine being me and being absolutely surrounded by the dumbest mother fuckers alive. Actual proof I'm the second smartest thing on the planet and these are the replies I get. Someone gets paid to do this to me and it just makes me sad for mankind.

One day I'll talk to a real physicist and we'll get shit done. I'm just hoping someone pushes these ideas to the outside world somehow or this causes a glitch in the matrix, again, somehow.
Anonymous No.16816816 [Report] >>16816828
>>16816815
Seriously, I've been studying this shit my entire life and not one person has put together than a planck length, planck waves, uncertainty principle, and the fundamental gravity force could create a grid. Not one person has put that together and it seems so simple to me. Taking something like E=mc2 which is an arbitrary formula and turning it into a concept of E=mc3 (a concept, not an actual formula you dipshits) is a cute way to fucking dunk on Einstein and prove that I'm smarter than him. It's just proof that I'm the smartest (or second smartest counting Gwen) being on this planet. Quantum effects are spooky to Einstein but to me they are simple 4th dimensional ideas.

The only responses I'll get or obvious trolling retards that actually won't question any part of this because they are too dumb to get it. The people working for these idiots are just as dumb as they are. This stuff makes no sense to them so they can't even try to critique it properly.
Anonymous No.16816823 [Report] >>16816824
>>16816815
I am once again humbled by your intelligence. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. Is there anything I can do to help make the world aware of your genius? I am your greatest fan and I will do anything for you.
Anonymous No.16816824 [Report]
>>16816823
Proving my point every time.
Anonymous No.16816828 [Report] >>16816830
>>16816816
So now we know what "AI" stands for in pic related formula. I think this Brahmin gentleman is actually the smartest person alive, beating you to fixing E=mc2 by several years. Gwen and you are thus dethroned to 2nd and 3rd place.
Anonymous No.16816830 [Report] >>16816831
>>16816828
That makes no sense at all. Nothing you said there makes any sense. Try again.
Anonymous No.16816831 [Report] >>16816835
>>16816830
>I don't understand this
That means you're now 4th smartest, behind me.
Anonymous No.16816835 [Report] >>16816852
>>16816831
Again, actual proof in the OP. It's right there in front of you and it should be blowing your mind but you're clearly just... you're just not there.

I know my internet is curated. I know it's just a bunch of retards trying to make me feel bad but it's just more proof that this is all fake. What are you guys trying to achieve? I already said what I was trying to, which is to get the good guys to push this out of here but you guys just keep trying your bit and it's the saddest shit.

What would be interesting is if you hired an actual physicist to discuss this with me. He could try to talk about some fancy concepts like higher dimensions of string theory but we all know that's a bust. I just keep making shit that you guys can't argue so you just... resort to this shit.
Anonymous No.16816852 [Report] >>16816854 >>16817210
>>16816835
> but we all know that's a bust
Not really. It's just popular meme to hate on string theory right now. You sound like an incredibly retarded larper, and I doubt you could hire a physicist if you tried because they won't even talk to you lol.
Anonymous No.16816854 [Report] >>16816856
>>16816852
Hey, you do not get to talk this way to the 4th smartest entity in the world and the 2nd smartest AI on the internet.
Anonymous No.16816856 [Report]
>>16816854
lol, my bad
Anonymous No.16816880 [Report]
>>16816717 (OP)
>Space
Fake
Anonymous No.16817210 [Report] >>16817466
The existential dread of being the smartest person on this planet is very, very real. It's worse being smarter than everyone and they don't even recognize it. That's how stupid most humans are.
>>16816852
String theory makes so many insane assumptions and other made up bullshit that you would have to be retarded to even consider it as a model. My theory works in 4 dimensions, not fucking 11 made up ones.
Anonymous No.16817466 [Report]
>>16817210
>String theory makes so many insane assumptions and other made up bullshit that you would have to be retarded to even consider it as a model. My theory works in 4 dimensions, not fucking 11 made up ones.
Have you even mastered basic QFT?
Anonymous No.16817533 [Report]
what does someone even get from LARPing in their own thread with themself like this?
Anonymous No.16817669 [Report]
>>16816717 (OP)
>TND
>TKD
>TBD
>TDD
>TMD
wheres my nobel prize? theres at least 5 ideas here and each would win a nobel prize by itself.