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7/24/2025, 8:38:23 AM
>my 2009 1198 ducati motorcycle is totally the same as Ruin Guards, clockwork mecha, etc.
7/24/2025, 7:18:39 AM
>but le aino bot!!!
All of Shatlan's roads are dirt and you have mystic shamans like the masters of the nightwind, but then they added a fucking VROOM VROOM. I could go out to one of my local dealerships and find a bike that looks like Slopsvuika's. Meanwhile Nodkrai was established as a part of Snez, which was known to be the second most advanced region since the beginning of the game so it doesn't look retarded like your fucking 2010s VROOM VROOM speeding through dirt roads and tribal shamans.
All of Shatlan's roads are dirt and you have mystic shamans like the masters of the nightwind, but then they added a fucking VROOM VROOM. I could go out to one of my local dealerships and find a bike that looks like Slopsvuika's. Meanwhile Nodkrai was established as a part of Snez, which was known to be the second most advanced region since the beginning of the game so it doesn't look retarded like your fucking 2010s VROOM VROOM speeding through dirt roads and tribal shamans.
7/19/2025, 3:39:59 PM
[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]
Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—
Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.
Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!
Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!
Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!
Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!
[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]
Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.
Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.
[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]
Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.
Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…
Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!
Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—
Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.
Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!
Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!
Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!
Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!
[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]
Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.
Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.
[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]
Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.
Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…
Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!
7/19/2025, 12:13:50 PM
[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]
Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—
Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.
Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!
Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!
Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!
Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!
[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]
Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.
Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.
[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]
Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.
Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…
Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!
Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—
Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.
Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!
Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!
Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!
Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!
[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]
Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.
Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.
[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]
Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.
Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…
Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!
7/18/2025, 10:23:41 PM
NATLAN WONED!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
7/18/2025, 9:47:09 PM
NATLAN WONED!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
FEMCELCAUST!
7/15/2025, 12:38:02 AM
ON HER FIRST RERUN??????
ALREADY?????????????
THE VROOM VROOM FLOPPED ON IT'S FIRST FUCKING RERUN?
IT'S FIRST RERUN FUCKING FLOPPED HARDER THAN EVEN NON ARCHON SHITTER RERUNS. HOW DO YOU LOSE TO BAIZHU LMAOOOOOOOOO
ALREADY?????????????
THE VROOM VROOM FLOPPED ON IT'S FIRST FUCKING RERUN?
IT'S FIRST RERUN FUCKING FLOPPED HARDER THAN EVEN NON ARCHON SHITTER RERUNS. HOW DO YOU LOSE TO BAIZHU LMAOOOOOOOOO
7/14/2025, 2:35:09 PM
7/14/2025, 2:35:09 PM
7/14/2025, 2:35:09 PM
7/13/2025, 9:31:32 PM
ON HER FIRST RERUN??????
ALREADY?????????????
THE VROOM VROOM FLOPPED ON IT'S FIRST FUCKING RERUN?
IT'S FIRST RERUN FUCKING FLOPPED HARDER THAN EVEN NON ARCHON SHITTER RERUNS. HOW DO YOU LOSE TO BAIZHU LMAOOOOOOOOO
ALREADY?????????????
THE VROOM VROOM FLOPPED ON IT'S FIRST FUCKING RERUN?
IT'S FIRST RERUN FUCKING FLOPPED HARDER THAN EVEN NON ARCHON SHITTER RERUNS. HOW DO YOU LOSE TO BAIZHU LMAOOOOOOOOO
7/11/2025, 4:43:02 PM
7/10/2025, 8:20:30 AM
>WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY VROOM VROOM BIKESLOP????
7/8/2025, 6:34:37 PM
>>530437201
hahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMAAAAAAAOAOAOOOOOOIOOOIOOOOOOOOO VROOM VROOM KEKS?????????????? TAKE THE NEXT RIGHT TURN TO EOS VROOM VROOM LMAO
hahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMAAAAAAAOAOAOOOOOOIOOOIOOOOOOOOO VROOM VROOM KEKS?????????????? TAKE THE NEXT RIGHT TURN TO EOS VROOM VROOM LMAO
7/8/2025, 8:18:24 AM
7/5/2025, 6:30:38 AM
7/3/2025, 5:32:21 PM
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
>Everyone simply loves mavuika.
6/30/2025, 12:59:10 AM
>>529318151
And making those 2 wheels and power source able to scale walls, ride across water and fly even more so.
And making those 2 wheels and power source able to scale walls, ride across water and fly even more so.
6/27/2025, 7:21:19 AM
Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren Frieren
6/23/2025, 4:42:17 PM
REMINDER THAT NIGLAN DEFENDERS ONLY """LIKE""" NIGLAN OUT OF SPITE
KEEP SLURPING SLOP YOU BOOTLICKERS
KEEP SLURPING SLOP YOU BOOTLICKERS
6/23/2025, 12:33:06 PM
REMINDER THAT NIGLAN DEFENDERS ONLY """LIKE""" NIGLAN OUT OF SPITE
KEEP SLURPING SLOP YOU BOOTLICKERS
KEEP SLURPING SLOP YOU BOOTLICKERS
6/19/2025, 2:45:39 AM
SUPER TIKTOK HOURS????? WHAT'S NEXT, GIGA GARDENSCAPES HOURS???????!?!??!????? ULTRA DUOLINGO MINUTES???????? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6/18/2025, 11:27:29 PM
I got to the Nation of War and all I see is fucking VROOM VROOM prostitutes rap music VROOM VROOM flying gun detroit graffiti raves and VROOM VROOM. The war ravaged lands filled with great warriors and tribes fighting a constant war against the abyss, except it's actually rappers twerking and showing off their jewelry and VROOM VROOM. A fucking VROOM VROOM and flying gun when every road in Natlan is still a dirt road and everyone lives in huts. LMAO. FUCKING VROOMS AND JETPACKS AND GREAT WARS AGAINST PURPLE HILICHURLS VROOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
6/18/2025, 11:31:20 AM
6/17/2025, 6:16:02 PM
>Go to Mare Jivari, the endless plain of ash where many adventurers have met their end
>ARRRIBA! ARRIBA! HOWDY PARTNER!!!
>ARRRIBA! ARRIBA! HOWDY PARTNER!!!
6/17/2025, 7:48:03 AM
>>527726419
>everyone *VROOM VROOM* get ready, this war will *VROOM VROOM* decide the fate of our nation and history! *VROOM VROOM*
>our enemy is the chaotic abyss *VROOM VROOM* corrupted dragon!
>let's fight FOR NATLAN *VROOM VROOM*
>*NYOOOOOOOOM* NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE *VROOM VROOM*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER
>*doesn't use turn signal* CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S NOW OR NEVER
>WHEN YOUR FAITH IS SHAKEN *runs over Hilichurl (Purple)*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER *six heroes standing still*
>VROOM VROOM THIS IS THE END NOT-PYRO DRAGON
>*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CRASH*
>STAND WITH ME *Capitano sits down and dies* AND BE UNITED
>We won!!!!!!! it's time for a feast!!!!
>https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k starts playing
>VROOM VROOM
>everyone *VROOM VROOM* get ready, this war will *VROOM VROOM* decide the fate of our nation and history! *VROOM VROOM*
>our enemy is the chaotic abyss *VROOM VROOM* corrupted dragon!
>let's fight FOR NATLAN *VROOM VROOM*
>*NYOOOOOOOOM* NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE *VROOM VROOM*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER
>*doesn't use turn signal* CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S NOW OR NEVER
>WHEN YOUR FAITH IS SHAKEN *runs over Hilichurl (Purple)*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER *six heroes standing still*
>VROOM VROOM THIS IS THE END NOT-PYRO DRAGON
>*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CRASH*
>STAND WITH ME *Capitano sits down and dies* AND BE UNITED
>We won!!!!!!! it's time for a feast!!!!
>https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k starts playing
>VROOM VROOM
6/16/2025, 2:42:35 AM
6/14/2025, 3:37:16 AM
>everyone *VROOM VROOM* get ready, this war will *VROOM VROOM* decide the fate of our nation and history! *VROOM VROOM*
>our enemy is the chaotic abyss *VROOM VROOM* corrupted dragon!
>let's fight FOR NATLAN *VROOM VROOM*
>*NYOOOOOOOOM* NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE *VROOM VROOM*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER
>*doesn't use turn signal* CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S NOW OR NEVER
>WHEN YOUR FAITH IS SHAKEN *runs over Hilichurl (Purple)*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER *six heroes standing still*
>VROOM VROOM THIS IS THE END NOT-PYRO DRAGON
>*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CRASH*
>STAND WITH ME *Capitano sits down and dies* AND BE UNITED
>We won!!!!!!! it's time for a feast!!!!
>https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k starts playing
>VROOM VROOM
>our enemy is the chaotic abyss *VROOM VROOM* corrupted dragon!
>let's fight FOR NATLAN *VROOM VROOM*
>*NYOOOOOOOOM* NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE *VROOM VROOM*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER
>*doesn't use turn signal* CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S NOW OR NEVER
>WHEN YOUR FAITH IS SHAKEN *runs over Hilichurl (Purple)*
>LET YOUR FLAME BURN BRIGHTER *six heroes standing still*
>VROOM VROOM THIS IS THE END NOT-PYRO DRAGON
>*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CRASH*
>STAND WITH ME *Capitano sits down and dies* AND BE UNITED
>We won!!!!!!! it's time for a feast!!!!
>https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k starts playing
>VROOM VROOM
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