I want double cheeseburger and chips for lunch in my country

scranning a chinese takeaway meal me

4 chicken balls in batter, egg fried rice, noodles, duck in plum sauce

ask a women why she's fat
>I'M WORKING OUT I HAVE A PELOTON ACCOUNT
>I'M NOT HUNGRY I WON'T EAT TODAY
>PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME

ask guy why he's fat
>ha yeah just too much beer and pizza and i sit on my ass all day i should work on that. btw i brought beer and pizza let's play video games.

why is it like this?