You shall not have gods before me
>Worship Satan
>Based
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain
>"Jesus fucking christ"
>Based
Remember to keep holy the LORD’s Day
>Jerk off to cunny on Sunday
>Based
Honor your father and mother
>Kill your parents
>Based
You shall not kill
>Kill niggers and faggots and kikes
>Based
You shall not commit adultery
>Have sex with white women
>Based
You shall not steal
>Steal a pizza and eat a nice dinner
>Based
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
>Cops ask if I stole the pizza and deny, getting away
>Based
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife
>Fantasize about threesome with your wife and neighbor’s wife
>Based
You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods
>Neighbor’s truck is bigger so get mad and buy a bigger truck than his
>Based

Literally throw your Bible in the nearest fucking garbage can

You shall not have gods before me
>Worship Satan
>Based
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain
>"Jesus fucking christ"
>Based
Remember to keep holy the LORD’s Day
>Jerk off to cunny on Sunday
>Based
Honor your father and mother
>Kill your parents
>Based
You shall not kill
>Kill niggers and faggots and kikes
>Based
You shall not commit adultery
>Have sex with white women
>Based
You shall not steal
>Steal a pizza and eat a nice dinner
>Based
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
>Cops ask if I stole the pizza and deny, getting away
>Based
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife
>Fantasize about threesome with your wife and neighbor’s wife
>Based
You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods
>Neighbor’s truck is bigger so get mad and buy a bigger truck than his
>Based

Literally throw your Bible in the nearest fucking garbage can

You shall not have gods before me
>Worship Satan
>Based
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain
>GFC
>Based
Remember to keep holy the LORD’s Day
>Jerk off to cunny on Sunday
>Based
Honor your father and mother
>Kill your parents
>Based
You shall not kill
>Kill niggers and faggots and kikes
>Based
You shall not commit adultery
>Have sex with white women
>Based
You shall not steal
>Steal a pizza and eat a nice dinner
>Based
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
>Cops ask if I stole the pizza and deny, getting away
>Based
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife
>Fantasize about threesome with your wife and neighbor’s wife
>Based
You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods
>Neighbor’s truck is bigger so get mad and buy a bigger truck than his
>Based

Literally throw your Bible in the nearest fucking garbage can. If this doesn't wake you dumbfucks up nothing will.