Feel like I'm having a stroke.

My mother and sister didn't hear each other once over the dinner and were talking completely different topics:

>Mom:"You fried this chicken well Anon! I always burn it."
>Sis:"huh it doesn't taste burned to me at all! Anon did well!"

>Sis:"Anon would you mind throwing this can in the recycling bin?"
>Mom:"the dishwasher? It just finished!"