I have an idea for a show. The premise is similar to Guy Fieri's Flavortown, but there are some key differences. The focus of the show is me driving around small towns, looking for mom and pop diners to take a massive shit in, doing it, and then asking the owners to meet me in the bathroom so they can critique my work. The smell, the smears on the toilet seat, the fact I don't wash my hands and you can see shit under my fingernails, I believe these details will help with the immersion aspect of the show. What do you think, anons? Do you think my show would be successful? Would you watch my show?