STOP FUCKING DOING THIS TO RPGS

>congrats player you just did two thousand damage to a level 1 mob

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?? OH HERE YOU GO FAGGOT HERE'S TEN THOUSAND ARMOUR DEFENSE POINTS AT LEVEL 12 GO NUTS

JUST FUCKING BLOAT NUMBERS THAT MEAN TITTYFUCK NOTHING. IS IT A PERCENTAGE?? IS IT FLAT DAMAGE??? IS IT A RATIO OF MULTIPLE VARIABLES??! WHO CARES!! BIG NUMBER MAKE BIG DICK WOOOO!!!

>Here's six thousand crit at level 5 champ. No we won't tell you if it's a percentage, damage, a ratio, or a multiplier lol

FUCKING STOP