> Be former Chad with one time sixpack, be in frat, see could legit get dimes.

> Now 34 six pack keg. Engaged to a Lady Doctor, Shes a Shrink, shes awesome, funny, does weird sex shit, prolly more attractive than I deserve.

> Run Business Dev Consultancy + Teach Post Secondary on side.

>>> Its a really great life. a REALLY great life.


But. I never got to be a movie star. I don't have a 10 Inch Dick. I was never a member of delta force. I never convinced Taylor Swift into licking my butthole.

TL;DR Why Life?

#fortune

>be me
>be former chad frat boy
>now be 34, fat beer & burger gut.
>Engaged to doctor lady. She smoke pot, does weird sex shit.

... But like, I wasn't a movie star? I never got to be on Delta Force.

TL;DR What Life?