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8/2/2025, 7:27:42 PM
It's finally over
I can stop using her as a fucking stat stick to push blue numbers
THE CURSE IS GOING TO BE LIFTED
AHHHHHHHHHH SHE WON'T BE AN E-TIER DOGSHIT UNIT
All these FAGGOTS with their "UH WUH MY TOP 5? WELL OBVIOUS THEY'RE RAPI HOOD, CROWN, CINDERELLA, REDHOOD AND SCARLET" can finally see what actual sacrifice looks like. "UHHHHH I HAD TO SPEND SO MANY CRACK ROCKS ON MY SSS-TIER META UNIT I LOVE HER SO MU"-YOU KNOW NOTHING
Such naivety shouldn't be surprising however. The Nightingale can't imagine a life as a lower singing bird because they've only ever been a Nightingale. They see struggles from the outside and can only try and compare their own in ways that may seem comparable when nuance teaches us that THEY COULDN'T BE ANYMORE DIFFERENT FROM THE QUAIL
That's what you are when you're a bottom feeding E-tier nikker lover. You CAN FLY but you tell yourself you prefer walking amongst the grasses. You cannot gracefully soar, you're not a bird of prey, your song can't hope to match those above but you SURVIVE.
And sometimes that's all that's needed until your finest hour is finally upon you. Yes, as a Eunwafag I AM NO LONGER QUAIL
I ACCURSE THE BIRDS OF PREY AND SONG WHO'D EVEN CONSIDER THEIR LIVES A STRUGGLE. My pain is far greater than yours
Now she'll get some new art with the event, yes. I get to watch as all these shit eating "fair-weather" creatures invest into a unit they said they hated because they got FILTERED
All these customer support emails sent
All the survey (anything else you'd like to add?) BULLSHIT I filled out
It all converges here into one effort by Shiftup
And I, as the Eunwafag, get my victory.
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can stop using her as a fucking stat stick to push blue numbers
THE CURSE IS GOING TO BE LIFTED
AHHHHHHHHHH SHE WON'T BE AN E-TIER DOGSHIT UNIT
All these FAGGOTS with their "UH WUH MY TOP 5? WELL OBVIOUS THEY'RE RAPI HOOD, CROWN, CINDERELLA, REDHOOD AND SCARLET" can finally see what actual sacrifice looks like. "UHHHHH I HAD TO SPEND SO MANY CRACK ROCKS ON MY SSS-TIER META UNIT I LOVE HER SO MU"-YOU KNOW NOTHING
Such naivety shouldn't be surprising however. The Nightingale can't imagine a life as a lower singing bird because they've only ever been a Nightingale. They see struggles from the outside and can only try and compare their own in ways that may seem comparable when nuance teaches us that THEY COULDN'T BE ANYMORE DIFFERENT FROM THE QUAIL
That's what you are when you're a bottom feeding E-tier nikker lover. You CAN FLY but you tell yourself you prefer walking amongst the grasses. You cannot gracefully soar, you're not a bird of prey, your song can't hope to match those above but you SURVIVE.
And sometimes that's all that's needed until your finest hour is finally upon you. Yes, as a Eunwafag I AM NO LONGER QUAIL
I ACCURSE THE BIRDS OF PREY AND SONG WHO'D EVEN CONSIDER THEIR LIVES A STRUGGLE. My pain is far greater than yours
Now she'll get some new art with the event, yes. I get to watch as all these shit eating "fair-weather" creatures invest into a unit they said they hated because they got FILTERED
All these customer support emails sent
All the survey (anything else you'd like to add?) BULLSHIT I filled out
It all converges here into one effort by Shiftup
And I, as the Eunwafag, get my victory.
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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