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8/6/2025, 9:31:33 PM
>be me
>life is nutty
>collecting acorns, dodging hawks, standard squirrel shit
>one day hear shouting
>hoodlum kid shows up
>name’s Searing Skies
>he’s got a taser
>spots me sitting on a branch
>tfw he starts chasing me with it
>panic mode activated
>jump branch to branch, narrowly dodge electricity
>zap.exe
>he misses, somehow trips over his own sneakers
>zap.exe bounces back
>Searing Skies gets fried a little
>chipmunks on Chipmunk Ave are losing it
>I’m panting in the leaf pile like I just survived a ride through Canterlot’s Everfree Forest at night
>look back
>he’s twitching on the sidewalk, still alive
>Searing Skies slowly gets up, still twitching
>rape mode activated
>he lunges at me, claws my tail
>he zaps me full-on
>zap.exe
>fur stands on end, pain is unreal
>fall off branch, roll into leaf pile
>chipmunks are squeaking like the Cutie Mark Crusaders on a sugar rush
>panting, tail singed a little, heart pounding like a bass drop at a party in Ponyville
>look back
>Searing Skies just smirks triumphantly
>tfw life is nutty
>life is nutty
>collecting acorns, dodging hawks, standard squirrel shit
>one day hear shouting
>hoodlum kid shows up
>name’s Searing Skies
>he’s got a taser
>spots me sitting on a branch
>tfw he starts chasing me with it
>panic mode activated
>jump branch to branch, narrowly dodge electricity
>zap.exe
>he misses, somehow trips over his own sneakers
>zap.exe bounces back
>Searing Skies gets fried a little
>chipmunks on Chipmunk Ave are losing it
>I’m panting in the leaf pile like I just survived a ride through Canterlot’s Everfree Forest at night
>look back
>he’s twitching on the sidewalk, still alive
>Searing Skies slowly gets up, still twitching
>rape mode activated
>he lunges at me, claws my tail
>he zaps me full-on
>zap.exe
>fur stands on end, pain is unreal
>fall off branch, roll into leaf pile
>chipmunks are squeaking like the Cutie Mark Crusaders on a sugar rush
>panting, tail singed a little, heart pounding like a bass drop at a party in Ponyville
>look back
>Searing Skies just smirks triumphantly
>tfw life is nutty
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