>>60616304
>$10,000 to get your peepee touched by a literal cum dumpster

You are the walking, living, breathing definition of a simp ass nigga

CHECK YOUR MAIL

3 hours until the next missile attack!

I think it's pretty clear at this point that America is going to enter the war. If not, they wouldn't be stringing this along. They're trying to get their story straight and decide how they're going to sell it. If they were gonna stay out of it, they would have made that clear by now.

TURN ON CNN
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