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8/8/2025, 7:24:34 PM
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>1) Cease all hat exports.
>There is no distinguished gentlemen (or lady for that matter) of sound mind that would forgo an equally distinguished hat. As such when our illustrious empire leverages its monopoly on hat production and sales chaos will ensure. A country barred from purchasing will quickly turn to anarchy as men struggle to think of replacements. Our studies show at this stage experimentation will begin, with common replacements including but are not limited to: other garments, pots and containers, live animals, and newspaper. However as it is all for naught lawlessness and economic collapse will be abound as men begin to shut themselves away from society in shame, savage other men to steal their hats, and even kill themselves in anguish. The abundant disruption to order resulting from this is sure to bring any remaining political authority in the target nation to heel and immediately scramble to abase themselves before the crown.
>1) Cease all hat exports.
>There is no distinguished gentlemen (or lady for that matter) of sound mind that would forgo an equally distinguished hat. As such when our illustrious empire leverages its monopoly on hat production and sales chaos will ensure. A country barred from purchasing will quickly turn to anarchy as men struggle to think of replacements. Our studies show at this stage experimentation will begin, with common replacements including but are not limited to: other garments, pots and containers, live animals, and newspaper. However as it is all for naught lawlessness and economic collapse will be abound as men begin to shut themselves away from society in shame, savage other men to steal their hats, and even kill themselves in anguish. The abundant disruption to order resulting from this is sure to bring any remaining political authority in the target nation to heel and immediately scramble to abase themselves before the crown.
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