>be me
>one of the most experienced traders on /biz/
>certified IQ150 autism
>the white and honest good guy
>anons have actually made millions because of me
>tells anon in 2025 exactly how to get rich (again)

"NOOOOOO!!!! THAT'S A ADVERTISEMENT!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! NO MEMECOINS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!
*BANNED FOR A WEEK*

Sorry OP, but you have to die.