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7/15/2025, 7:32:53 AM
>be me
>get home after losing 50/50 to yanqing for the 4th time
>open door
>room looks like a K-pop MV
>cherry blossoms, sparkles, soft lighting like I’m entering a
>there she is
>Sparkle. On my bed. Posed like a seasonal wallpaper that gives your phone a virus
>she smiles, says, “Ready to reroll your fate, Trailblazer?”
>black out for 0.2 seconds
>reach into wallet
>pull out the emergency condom I’ve kept since Honkai 3rd Beta
>look at it to hype myself up
>printed in bold font:
>7.9K panonood 31 minuto ang nakalipas
>mfw my own protection is flexing a video I didn’t make
>Sparkle tilts her head, confused
>I panic
>“IT’S LIMITED EDITION!”
>she bursts out laughing
>the bunny plush looks disappointed
>I jerk off myself to sleep that night as I eat some leftover pagpag
>get home after losing 50/50 to yanqing for the 4th time
>open door
>room looks like a K-pop MV
>cherry blossoms, sparkles, soft lighting like I’m entering a
>there she is
>Sparkle. On my bed. Posed like a seasonal wallpaper that gives your phone a virus
>she smiles, says, “Ready to reroll your fate, Trailblazer?”
>black out for 0.2 seconds
>reach into wallet
>pull out the emergency condom I’ve kept since Honkai 3rd Beta
>look at it to hype myself up
>printed in bold font:
>7.9K panonood 31 minuto ang nakalipas
>mfw my own protection is flexing a video I didn’t make
>Sparkle tilts her head, confused
>I panic
>“IT’S LIMITED EDITION!”
>she bursts out laughing
>the bunny plush looks disappointed
>I jerk off myself to sleep that night as I eat some leftover pagpag
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