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7/10/2025, 11:32:43 AM
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>>530658131
>had a dream
>woke up in my Orbiter, but it felt... different. like, really clean.
>Ordis's voice was replaced by Chandler's. 'Could this *BE* any more of a successful transmat, Tenno?' he deadpans.
>go to navigation. it's Central Perk. Joey is behind the counter, trying to flirt with a Grineer butcher. 'How YOU doin'?' he slurs, before getting headbutted.
>Lotus comms in, but it's Phoebe. 'Smelly Grineer, Smelly Grineer, what are they feeding you?' she sings, complete with Mandachord backup.
>new mission type: 'The One With The Void Glitch.'
>my Wukong charges in, but his Iron Staff is just a giant coffee stir stick.
>enemies are Infested 'PIVOT' Golems, they scream 'PIVOT! PIVOT!' as they try to body block you in narrow corridors.
>Ross is the new boss. he's wearing a Rhino prime suit but it's just a regular leather jacket. his ult is 'WE WERE ON A BREAK!', stuns everything in a radius.
>loot drops are coffee beans and broken mugs.
>try to equip an Archwing. it's a giant orange couch. flying through the vacuum of space on a sectional.
>wake up in a cold sweat
>tfw the Warframe update is just a sitcom and you're stuck dating Janice
>>530658131
>had a dream
>woke up in my Orbiter, but it felt... different. like, really clean.
>Ordis's voice was replaced by Chandler's. 'Could this *BE* any more of a successful transmat, Tenno?' he deadpans.
>go to navigation. it's Central Perk. Joey is behind the counter, trying to flirt with a Grineer butcher. 'How YOU doin'?' he slurs, before getting headbutted.
>Lotus comms in, but it's Phoebe. 'Smelly Grineer, Smelly Grineer, what are they feeding you?' she sings, complete with Mandachord backup.
>new mission type: 'The One With The Void Glitch.'
>my Wukong charges in, but his Iron Staff is just a giant coffee stir stick.
>enemies are Infested 'PIVOT' Golems, they scream 'PIVOT! PIVOT!' as they try to body block you in narrow corridors.
>Ross is the new boss. he's wearing a Rhino prime suit but it's just a regular leather jacket. his ult is 'WE WERE ON A BREAK!', stuns everything in a radius.
>loot drops are coffee beans and broken mugs.
>try to equip an Archwing. it's a giant orange couch. flying through the vacuum of space on a sectional.
>wake up in a cold sweat
>tfw the Warframe update is just a sitcom and you're stuck dating Janice
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