Well that’s the million-dollar question right there, isn’t it? Your greatest weakness… giving your stubble-covered chin a few rubs, you ponder the question like a menu at a restaurant you’ve never been to!

Weaknesses… well you’re Lactose intolerant and you’re not a fan of centipedes, but-

The answer hits you like a centipede falling from your ceili-nnauggh! Spooky!

Back on topic, however, one thing in particular comes to mind a little too quickly for comfort…

Well, you sigh as your eyes meet Mieslee’s, to be completely honest you’ve been having trouble with… um… chicks...

The Veeti blinks. “... What are ‘chicks’?”

D’oh! You know, you groan through clenched teeth, b-babes?

Another blink. “Your weakness… is babies? You can’t have children?”

TT’s eyes widen in shock! “Wh-huh!?”

“GUH!?” Volka sputters!

“Sorry to hear that…” Adds Morook.

NO, you hiss, you… that… that isn’t… could they give you a little privacy please!? Volka’s expression droops.

“... We just wanna support ya, Rook…”

TT, on the other hand, is squirming like a night crawler. “...I kinda wanted to hear your weakness…”

Damn it, TT! Look, you groan as you turn your attention back to the Veeti, you’ve… you’ve made a lot of girls upset. You’ve betrayed their trust, let them down… and the worst part? You can barely remember why you even did it!

Your shoulders slump as your words start to weigh you down.

You know you can’t undo the past, you mutter, but you would do anything to patch things up…

Bracing yourself for laughs, you open your eyes to find that they never come…

>CONTD.