Brother nations

Without Jews, there would be no historical America. Without Israel, there would be no modern America. Do you realize that the instant messaging feature you knew and loved growing up using your parent's AOL account was actually made possible by AOL's purchase of an Israeli company named ICQ? Do you realize that the computer processors your laptop or desktop uses to help you read this was invented in Israel? Do you realize that many of the AIs you use every day without even thinking about it were either made in Israel or by Jews? It's time we put our differences aside and realize that America needs Israel, too. Search deep down inside and you'll realize that it's true. Israel and America share so many things in common, religiously, politically, culturally. As I write this from my hotel in Miami where I am currently vacationing, I cannot help but look around this great city and think to myself that it is practically like being in Tel Aviv. Seriously, come to Tel Aviv some time and you will feel right at home. Do you think you can say the same about mudslime countries where they'd probably arrest you on sight just for not being a mudslime? For those of you reading this who are currently enlisted, please do not worry. I cannot reveal exactly how I know this, but believe me that our foremost planning experts know conclusively that any deeper conflict with Iran will last no longer than a few months at the latest. We are in a decisive moment in history. When you look back, don't you want to be able to tell your children and grandchildren that when you were called upon by your country's best ally, you answered that call with honor? Please, I urge you to write to your Congresswomen/Congressmen and Senators and insist they show their public support for your greatest ally. It is needed now more than ever. After all the intelligence support that Israel gave to America after the events of 9/11, it's the honorable thing to do to help someone who helped you in your time of need.