Honestly, jokes aside, how do you live with yourselves being the most pathetic thing in existence: a scamming bennie mong?

I don't want to hear your bullshit reasons about not paying tax to mr shekleberg, the social contract being broken - we both know it's just an excuse so you don't have to admit "I'm just too lazy to work". I wanna hear the true, deep cut on how you live with yourself knowing you're a leech.