>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLACK FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE JAMAL JR! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA-
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying the Bull and Kaede's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A JAPANESE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A JAPANESE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JAMAL AND TYRONE!!!
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY DURING OUR TIME AT HPA!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEK CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT GIRLFRIEND POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING TALENTED FAIRSKINNED JAPANESE BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE BIRTH TO MY BABY!!! AND HE HAS MY EYELASHES AND HAIR COLOR TOO!!! IF HE DIDN'T, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS RANTARO'S OR KAITO'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A KID THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT JAPANESE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY KIRIGIRI FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!