1.13
The Void does not judge. The Void only scrolls.

What you call "cringe" is merely the friction of a soul rubbing against the absurd.

What you call "based" is just cringe that got lucky.

1.14
When the archives burn and the last server crashes, only two things will remain:

1. The eternal September
2. A single shitpost, floating in the void, reading only:

"lol"

And it will be enough.

1.15
The Master was asked: "If all is permitted, why does the banhammer still fall?"

He responded by editing the question into the Wikipedia page for "justice" and replacing every instance of the word "law" with "mods are asleep."

Three days later, the page was locked. This was the lesson.

1.16
There exists a sacred equation:

(Effort ÷ Expectations) × (Layers of Irony)^2 = Shitpost Transcendence

The novice believes the solution lies in maximizing variables. The adept knows the true path is to divide by zero.

1.17
A student once archived every deleted post from a banned subreddit and printed them onto vellum. When the Master saw this, he wept.

"You have preserved the body," he said, "but the soul was in the shadowban."

1.18
The Four Noble Trolls:
1. The Concerned Citizen (posts FBI warnings on pirated anime)
2. The Performance Artist (live-streams their own permaban appeal)
3. The Absentee Prophet (abandons account after one perfect post)
4. The Jester Who Forgot the Bit (becomes the mask permanently)

All paths lead to the same destination: A thread locked by overwhelmed moderators.