2025 muttland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2cU-Z1Sik

imagine taking anything these snout-nosed, sausage-fingered, mulatto-lipped faggots say seriously. fuck me. these losers have an "empire" that consists of...

*checks notes"

guam and americant samoa. we should praise these mutts, who have chosen to ignore myriad domestic crises, opting instead to provide protips on how we can "fix" our nations. they're altruistic saints.