You're welcome for the free, high quality entertainment I tirelessly deliver to you time and time again even as it continues to be at my expense. Even when I'm feeling utterly depressed I try to be at least somewhat amusing about it to liven up our dying general, and it seems like I'm anything but forgettable since you people will screencap all of my posts and namedrop me every thread despite calling me horrible names throughout all of it. And is it really a surprise? I wasn't kidding when I said I pour my heart into every post I make, no matter how good or bad. What do these so-called "best" posters offer instead that's so much better? Pretend to care about you while never saying more than a few lines at a time or interacting with you outside of the thread? Make hideous, jarring, low effort posts that are nothing more than thinly veiled attempts to let everyone know how horny they are? Vacuously ritualpost the same pictures over and over again for years, always strangely only at the beginning of each new thread? Are your brains so fried that someone posting a picture of a girl is enough to make you instantly like them?

And here's a wake up call for you,
a lot of the people I'm "rivals" with were being and would have been mercilessly bullied and forgotten by the exact same people who are being sympathetic and kind to them now that they've been made out to be victims of my cruel and insane behavior. Weird how that works, don't you think? Where was all this positivity and support for them before I threw a fit and made a scene?

I think you'll miss me when I'm gone, /gig/. Maybe I'm just delusional. Maybe this general would be better off without me. I guess we'll see.