Belgium is such an enigma, Is it really like the dutch and french tell me it is: a quasi-third-world country with the ugliest Capital city in Europe, ruined by brutalist architecture, and retarded planning, poor infrastructure and shit roads with more dents in them than the moon (the french vandalize them just to be sure the Germans won't get any bright ideas) yet somehow as expensive as the Netherlands to live in?
or is it a cutie patootie picturesque little European country where everything is perfect and wholesome and with lots of waffles, sweets, and the best beer in yurop?