>>11335735
>dwarves see no shame in passing gas and will let loose regardless of the current size of present company or their proximity to her ass
>noseblind thanks to decades of work in forges and tanneries, she will simply tell you to man up while you're choking on their toxic fog

>orcs however possess a naturally simple and crude sense of humor, farts being one the cornerstones of their brand of comedy
>nothing makes her laugh more than seeing you tumble head over heels after blasting you with a forceful gale as she cropdusts by the table your standing on

>>11335746
>who says female dwarves don't have beards

Normally stoic and stonyfaced, your dwarf companion can't help but chuckle upon waking up after a night of de-stressing and seeing you hopelessly trapped in the fiery red bush of her rainforest pussy, holding you in place like a web of steel cables

>You should avoid drinking with either

Once sufficiently wasted they'll offer you to join in their revelry by forcing you to decide between which of them to take a wash basin sized bellybutton shot from: the dwarf's fuzzy navel, formed by the slight chub of her strongfat physique, or the sculpted abs of the amazon orc, flexing as she struggles to subdue her laughter
>regardless of your choice, judging by their already glistening bellies at least 20% of the beverage is going to be compromised of their intermingled sweat