>3 locker rooms full of barely legal talent begging for his Daddy cock

He’s got the real prize, but sure, enjoy the toy belt Hanger lol

>best shape of his life
>most objectively handsome he’s ever been
>most successful he’s ever been
>has the pick of the litter of zoomer baddies begging for Daddy dick

When you really think about all this and how sexless and dysgenic the average wrestling fan is, it’s no wonder why Punk gets so much hate.