Fuck it. The only way I'm becoming a Sinder ride or die is if she records herself squatting over a camera with her asshole spread wide open, gaping. I should be able to see her turd slowly start to emerge from her abyss and hear the pre shit farts. It better be a big shit too, one that covers the entire camera with her brownsnake. She better make hot as fuck grunts and moans throughout it too or else I'll consider it null and void. When she posts the video she should also add a caption detailing what she ate, how long she's been holding it in for, and what her shit and farts smelt like.