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7/19/2025, 2:28:05 AM
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Then we found a shit ton of gold in Minas Gerais (The General Mines) around 1700s, and we replaced our capital from the sugar center (Salvador - Bahia) to the brazilian equivalent of Cyberpunk 2077 that is Rio de Janeiro. Then the point of our country became producing gold. Most of our gold ended up in Portugal and the United Kingdom, providing cheap credit for the industrial revolution of the 1700s and early 1800s in the UK.
Then we ran out of gold and became independent, so we began producing coffee and sugar. But by then, african slavery was falling out of fashion because the anglos could not profit from it anymore and didn't want anyone else to do so.
So people from all nations decided to move to Brazil.
>sign tapping in the 1848 revolution? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder
>lost a samurai rebellion in Kyushu - Japan? Come to brazil to flee mass murder
>lost the american civil war and don't want to surrender to president Clinton? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder (pic related)
>the Ottoman Empire collapsed and you don't want to become a future proxy for israeli autism? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder
>was too based in WW2 and people didn't think your prank was funny? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder
So Brazil became the world capital of every single loser, sign tapper and disgruntled defeated population of the world. And now they are our academic elites and cultural-financial elites. We are the descendants of sour losers, sign tappers and war criminals.
>modern brazil
We produce coffee and a lot of onions to help feminize western countries, and a lot of red meat to help masculinize eastern countries. We worship the great anomaly god. We have more cows than people.
We are the greatest food exporter on Earth.
>>510762871
Then we found a shit ton of gold in Minas Gerais (The General Mines) around 1700s, and we replaced our capital from the sugar center (Salvador - Bahia) to the brazilian equivalent of Cyberpunk 2077 that is Rio de Janeiro. Then the point of our country became producing gold. Most of our gold ended up in Portugal and the United Kingdom, providing cheap credit for the industrial revolution of the 1700s and early 1800s in the UK.
Then we ran out of gold and became independent, so we began producing coffee and sugar. But by then, african slavery was falling out of fashion because the anglos could not profit from it anymore and didn't want anyone else to do so.
So people from all nations decided to move to Brazil.
>sign tapping in the 1848 revolution? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder
>lost a samurai rebellion in Kyushu - Japan? Come to brazil to flee mass murder
>lost the american civil war and don't want to surrender to president Clinton? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder (pic related)
>the Ottoman Empire collapsed and you don't want to become a future proxy for israeli autism? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder
>was too based in WW2 and people didn't think your prank was funny? Come to Brazil to flee mass murder
So Brazil became the world capital of every single loser, sign tapper and disgruntled defeated population of the world. And now they are our academic elites and cultural-financial elites. We are the descendants of sour losers, sign tappers and war criminals.
>modern brazil
We produce coffee and a lot of onions to help feminize western countries, and a lot of red meat to help masculinize eastern countries. We worship the great anomaly god. We have more cows than people.
We are the greatest food exporter on Earth.
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