Burying my face in his chest as a cover for tying the ends of his neckerchief together and seeing how long it takes him to notice it!
Bribing the Melusines with tidalgas for copies of his schedule so I can plan the optimal time to bother him each day!
Lying in wait at locations he likes to take walks at while on breaks and ambushing him by biting his horns as soon as he walks by and immediately running away!
Sneaking into his office while he's away, sitting on his chair and refusing to get up!
Teaching Pahsiv how to curse!