I walk out, dressed feeling fresh.
all my haters stand outside my door, feeling like they can take on the KING.
Goku swings first, breaks his hand on my chest. DONE.
Kratos comes down on me with his axe. It bounces off my hair and splits his skull in half. DONE.
Thor, ever the homosexual, focuses on my crotch and swings his hammer. The impact does nothing to me, but it shatters not only his little hammer, but his entire body. DONE.
Simon cries out about something not being his business before charging at me with his weird drill. It breaks upon my body and he runs away sobbing about some fag named Kamina. DONE.
I stand tall, yawning as my haters have failed to bother me in the slightest.
"They should have known." I sigh to myself. "...That SUPERMAN has no LIMITS!!"