I ain't no delicacy
Escargot get away from me
And I ain't no household pet
And I'm not a garden pest
I'm just a snail
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I'm just a snail
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Don't touch my eyes I hate that shit
Don't leave out garden pellets
And in return I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you wish
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
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