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7/8/2025, 9:26:45 AM
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>This is unsustainable, the Site Director is going to be on my ass for all resource requisitions.
>However, my new intern is an absolute degenerate, but with more a sense of self-preservation.
>"Boss! Two words, Cow Girls."
>I was about to slate him for SCP-6969-J testing but his mouth ran faster than I could act.
>"You see boss, these big titty cow girls that were picked up from Site 19, their milk is ultra-"
>approved
>Experiment Log:
>One bottle of described as 'Hoomoo Milk' applied with dietary semen supplements. Delivered by UGV.
>Subject was uncooperative at first, stating "How can I have sex with this?" before being given an automated transcript with set instruction.
>The bottle was consumed orally in 10 seconds.
>SCP-6969-J began to exhibit signs of elevated breast growth and behavioral patterns similar to being intoxicated.
>SCP-6969-J breasts then began to violently lactate spraying creamy milk-like substance across the containment field.
>Milk contained traces of [REDACTED] and signs of [REDACTED] remains of past test subjects.
>The SCP-6969-J lactate is also highly corrosive, being able to melt reinforced concrete, steel, and thaumaturgical alloys smelted for this containment unit.
>SCP-6969-J did not attempt an escape as the subject was passed out and unconscious. MTF Mu-0 (“Maxwell's Demons”) was called into to reseal the containment field before subject regained consciousness.
>Samples of the lactate have been collected for further study.
>SCP-6969-J reported experienced 'nigh-euphoria' from the consumption of the 'Hoomoo Milk' substance. The subject has demanded deliveries of the bottled milk product.
>MTF Mu-0 engaged in period of intense negotiations where the daily offering will be instead replaced with this 'Hoomoo Milk'
>End Log
>Got no clue on this one, the intern stupid idea has at least saved us on personnel. Why does this entity black-out when drinking this 'milk' we might never find out.
>I think I am going to call it "Ambrosia".
>This is unsustainable, the Site Director is going to be on my ass for all resource requisitions.
>However, my new intern is an absolute degenerate, but with more a sense of self-preservation.
>"Boss! Two words, Cow Girls."
>I was about to slate him for SCP-6969-J testing but his mouth ran faster than I could act.
>"You see boss, these big titty cow girls that were picked up from Site 19, their milk is ultra-"
>approved
>Experiment Log:
>One bottle of described as 'Hoomoo Milk' applied with dietary semen supplements. Delivered by UGV.
>Subject was uncooperative at first, stating "How can I have sex with this?" before being given an automated transcript with set instruction.
>The bottle was consumed orally in 10 seconds.
>SCP-6969-J began to exhibit signs of elevated breast growth and behavioral patterns similar to being intoxicated.
>SCP-6969-J breasts then began to violently lactate spraying creamy milk-like substance across the containment field.
>Milk contained traces of [REDACTED] and signs of [REDACTED] remains of past test subjects.
>The SCP-6969-J lactate is also highly corrosive, being able to melt reinforced concrete, steel, and thaumaturgical alloys smelted for this containment unit.
>SCP-6969-J did not attempt an escape as the subject was passed out and unconscious. MTF Mu-0 (“Maxwell's Demons”) was called into to reseal the containment field before subject regained consciousness.
>Samples of the lactate have been collected for further study.
>SCP-6969-J reported experienced 'nigh-euphoria' from the consumption of the 'Hoomoo Milk' substance. The subject has demanded deliveries of the bottled milk product.
>MTF Mu-0 engaged in period of intense negotiations where the daily offering will be instead replaced with this 'Hoomoo Milk'
>End Log
>Got no clue on this one, the intern stupid idea has at least saved us on personnel. Why does this entity black-out when drinking this 'milk' we might never find out.
>I think I am going to call it "Ambrosia".
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