I set up a secret camera in my house because I wanted to see what adventures my cat got on while I was out. Like what he does different places he explores shit like that. Well I was gone for 5 hours and he basically just napped on the couch until like 5 minutes before I got home and he just sat by the door waiting for me. He doesn’t do shit

I met my grandpa today. My mom said she cut him out of her life because of how racist he is. I thought he would be based but he’s like an actual crazy person. Within 5 minutes of meeting him he unplugged my Tv saying having a tv is basically inviting Jews into your house and now with all their spyware that’s how they get you. He also kept calling hot sauce “nigger ketchup”.

Two years ago today I was arrested on Christmas Eve