>opponent is stuffing everything I do
>assume they're somehow really fucking good at neutral
>realize they're just randomly hitting buttons and I just happened to be getting hit by it
>even when I do nothing they're just doing random shit
>somehow despite knowing that the opponent is just plapping their flaccid cock and balls against the buttons on their stick I'm still getting hit by shit and every time I do they get to cancel into a drive rush and I'm now stuck in the corner forced to guess if the next drive rush is going to be an overhead or a throw, and even if I guess correctly I don't actually get out of the corner because drive rush is a fucking retarded and badly designed mechanic

fellas, I don't like that it takes so long to figure out if my opponent is a giga brain neutral genius and a literal retard just doing shit and hoping it works