>>509890067
>meat lovers
based, tell 'em you want double meat next time
>(i only realized after i hit post i should have said it was a hooker. plowing hookers makes you look cool to people without jobs)
I legit thought you were talking about sticking your dick in brine shrimp for the first half of that second schizopost

>>509007626
>it was a very carb heavy shitpost
gotta burn 'em off somehow
>good to see you, fren
same brotato, hope all is comf and the blur levels are just right

>>508655387
>I DONT WANT A WEEK LONG BONER
I still can't feel to this
>think i will. i cant let that token crossfit chick with one leg mog me
every day I see posts with professional "muscle mommy" types who upper body mog me and it's always upsetting. but I cope by telling myself that they MUST be roiding and I would still beat them in an arm wrestling contest.
>its good to have frens i can talk to about other frens
agreed fren, may we all continue to prosper in the new golden age of America
>never EVER go outside in the day, and never EVER without shoes on.
>EVER
>fuck
damn blud I'm pretty sure that's how Jon Voight died in Anaconda