Shrek heightmoggs the manlet Farquad. Ultimate evidence for the "height > face" theory. Even Shrek's rotten teeth and putrid swampy stench did not prevent fertile Fiona from polishing his veiny twenty-three.

What did this subman in a red suit think while standing in the dominant destruction field of Chad Shrek? He was probably wondering what trouser belt he should choose to make a better impression in the eyes of the princess. In the evening, as the uber-ogre shuffled Fiona's guts with his green mace in his piece of shit swamp hut, Farquad devised a brilliant plan to impress the woman of his dreams. The perfect hairstyle? Check. Brass orchestra? Check. Wealth? Check. But something was still missing — growth and extensive frame.

This is not a tale with a happy ending. At the end of the day our protagonist ends up as Shrek and Fiona's groom figurine on a wedding cake, and the couple live happily ever after. Brutal #blackpill
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