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7/21/2025, 9:59:42 PM
Finnish culture is centered around Swedes. They have holidays for Swedes. They killed hundreds of thousands of Russian men to help Swedes. They listen to Swedish music. They elect a Swede as their president. They dress and act like Swedes. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Swedes. They post sassy gifs about Swedes. They watch ice hockey in worship of Swedes. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Swedes playing sports. They use Swede slang like "skit" and "lagom". When you say "Borg" they're not thinking of the galactic enemy. They're thinking of the Swede. Their cities are completely overrun with Swedes. They worship their SOGbot police force disproportionately filled with Swedes and their global police force of soldiers filled with Swedes. Their men sit around watching Swede ball while their women sit around watching Swede talk shows. They worship Swedes like ABBA and Alfred Nobel and the late Greta Thunberg while attacking the Mongols who actually built their country before Swedes took over. Their movies are filled with Swedes and their music charts are topped by Swedes. They send Swedes to the Olympics and celebrate when the Swedes win because those Swedes are true red blooded Fennoswedes. They watch Swedish porn to a point where "BSC" does not make them think of a crypto smart chain but about Swedish penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Swedes and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Swedes but the evidence speaks for itself in that Finland has always been and will be a nation of Swede loving Swedes.
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