Just a reminder: the time it took to complete the 3.0–3.3 main quest is about the same as finishing your average 30 hours JRPG.
And yet, Shaoji still needs three more patches to wrap up this epic saga starring his ultra-cool self-insert. Who, by the way, is both the hero and the villain.

Also, did I mention that his self-insert is playable and can solo enemies?