I will not play a healer
I will not play a tank
I will not queue up for feast
I will not transfer to Excalibur
I will not parse
I will not use glamours
I will not let you take a screenshot with me
I will not post my last screenshot
I will not post friends
I will not join CWLS
I will not post a vocaroo
I will not blankpost
I will not join your FC
I will not join your discord
I will not attend your meetup
I will not use VC
I will not fanta myself to a female character
I will not be in an online relationship with an ugly overweight man
I will not be groomed
I will not transition