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7/18/2025, 8:44:19 AM
>>58009551
>Be Absol
>Designed to be glass cannon physical attacker
>75 speed
>Not fast even by Gen 3 standards
>Can't use STAB off your 130 attack stat
>Have to use 75 special attack because you're a Dark-type
>Only ability is Pressure (a stalling ability) on a pokemon with 60 in both defenses and 65 HP
>Proceeds to be mediocre for three straight gens
>Gen 6 happens
>You get a mega
>Finally you're not shi-!
>Not Dark/Fairy
>Despite visual AND thematic sense
>Not Dark/Fairy
>No STAB Play Rough 4U
>40 points that were desperately needed elsewhere wasted on special attack for some reason
>Only ability is Magic Bounce (a stalling ability) on a pokemon with 60 in both defenses and 65 HP
>Can't take solace in being immune to Prankster status moves because ALL Dark-types are immune to Prankster status moves by the next gen
>Litteral shit-eating goblin gets to be first Dark/Fairy type
>Proceeds to be mediocre for the foreseeable future
Yeah bro so much respected alright
>Be Absol
>Designed to be glass cannon physical attacker
>75 speed
>Not fast even by Gen 3 standards
>Can't use STAB off your 130 attack stat
>Have to use 75 special attack because you're a Dark-type
>Only ability is Pressure (a stalling ability) on a pokemon with 60 in both defenses and 65 HP
>Proceeds to be mediocre for three straight gens
>Gen 6 happens
>You get a mega
>Finally you're not shi-!
>Not Dark/Fairy
>Despite visual AND thematic sense
>Not Dark/Fairy
>No STAB Play Rough 4U
>40 points that were desperately needed elsewhere wasted on special attack for some reason
>Only ability is Magic Bounce (a stalling ability) on a pokemon with 60 in both defenses and 65 HP
>Can't take solace in being immune to Prankster status moves because ALL Dark-types are immune to Prankster status moves by the next gen
>Litteral shit-eating goblin gets to be first Dark/Fairy type
>Proceeds to be mediocre for the foreseeable future
Yeah bro so much respected alright
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