>>510325445
Schrodinger's cockroach
Simultaneously a Nazi and a Libtard depending on who you ask

It's kind of crazy to think that Darksiders 2 basically invented the modern AAA slop formula:
>Simplistic style over substance third person action game
>Large open maps with nothing in them where you just ride your horse from one mission marker to the next
>Pointless RPG mechanics with Diablo loot that barely affects the way you play (1.3% Crit Chance)
>Brainless "Puzzles" introduced by a camera showing you how to solve them or the character muttering the solution to himself
>Pointless dialog options that have no impact
Really the only thing that's missing is light "stealth" mechanics meaning you crouch down in a patch of huge grass blades and press the instant kill button on enemies that are always facing away from you.

>>508157310
I want to fuck Caitlyn Clark in the pussy and get her pregnant, then let her give me a prostate massage with her skinny basketball fingers.
Hell yeah.