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Ladies and gentlemen...

My name... is Paul... Heyman.

And tonight, on this pitiful little thread, you are about to bear witness to the arrival of genetic superiority in its purest, most terrifying, most breathtaking form.

She is not here to find love. She is here to test it. She is not here to flirt. She is here to conquer. She is not your average daddy’s girl, she is BROCK LESNAR daughter, which makes her the human equivalent of a war crime with a ponytail!

She has the explosive speed of a cheetah... the strength of a silverback gorilla... and the cold, calculated judgment of a Viking queen whose tribe just razed your village!

She is the undisputed, undefeated, unparalleled alpha female of the dating arena!

I present to you… the only woman whose Tinder profile requires a waiver of liability...

The platinum haired Valkyrie... the powerhouse princess of Scandinavia...

MYA!
FREAKIN’!
LESNAR!!!