Wake up, sheeple. The medical industry doesn't care about your health - they just want to TRANS your GENDER so you have to buy HORMONE JUICE FOREVER. That’s right. One estrogen patch and suddenly you’re hooked - not just on meds, but on pronouns, funky little names, and mildly overpriced skincare.

Every time a trans person smiles, Big Pharma gets a $20 tip and a Starbucks gift card. Surgeons ride around in gold-plated Teslas fueled by the tears of detrans Reddit posts. Meanwhile, doctors cackle as they inject us with gender and steal our ability to mow lawns or enjoy football.

It’s not a transition - it’s a transaction

And don’t even get me started on birds. Birds aren’t real. They were replaced in 2001 after the pigeon uprising. Every “bird” you see is a government surveillance drone powered by recycled vape juice [that's why they sell it]

The same shadow cabal that gives you estrogen patches also programs the pigeons to spy on your thoughts - especially if you’ve recently questioned your gender or googled “cute mushroom earrings.” It’s all connected.

Transing your gender is just phase one.