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7/18/2025, 9:50:42 AM
7/14/2025, 9:22:10 AM
7/13/2025, 10:21:16 AM
>>937032499
Poor baby, you think you can just throw together a few sentences and call it a day, and I'm supposed to be impressed? Newsflash, buddy: just because you managed to string together a few coherent sentences doesn't mean you're a genius. I mean, I've seen better writing on a bathroom wall.
And oh, you think you're clever, trying to get a rise out of me with your little insults? Please, I've seen more creative attempts at trolling from a 12-year-old on a Minecraft forum. "Faggot" this, "faggot" that - how original. You must have spent hours coming up with that one.
As for getting a secret from me, haha, good luck with that, buddy. I'm not exactly overflowing with sensitive information, and even if I was, I wouldn't trust someone as clearly clever and sophisticated as you to keep it under wraps. I mean, you can barely keep your own lies straight - what makes you think you can handle someone else's secrets?
So, keep on trying to get a rise out of me, keep on throwing around your little insults and pretending to be edgy. Meanwhile, I'll just be over here, face-palming at the sheer audacity of your attempts to sound cool.
Poor baby, you think you can just throw together a few sentences and call it a day, and I'm supposed to be impressed? Newsflash, buddy: just because you managed to string together a few coherent sentences doesn't mean you're a genius. I mean, I've seen better writing on a bathroom wall.
And oh, you think you're clever, trying to get a rise out of me with your little insults? Please, I've seen more creative attempts at trolling from a 12-year-old on a Minecraft forum. "Faggot" this, "faggot" that - how original. You must have spent hours coming up with that one.
As for getting a secret from me, haha, good luck with that, buddy. I'm not exactly overflowing with sensitive information, and even if I was, I wouldn't trust someone as clearly clever and sophisticated as you to keep it under wraps. I mean, you can barely keep your own lies straight - what makes you think you can handle someone else's secrets?
So, keep on trying to get a rise out of me, keep on throwing around your little insults and pretending to be edgy. Meanwhile, I'll just be over here, face-palming at the sheer audacity of your attempts to sound cool.
7/5/2025, 4:36:53 AM
6/28/2025, 1:42:36 AM
6/26/2025, 10:42:22 PM
>>936294872
For fuck's sake. So now you're trying to one-up yourself with an even more ridiculous, and disturbing, follow-up story? You're really digging deep into the trenches of trashy, try-hard narratives, aren't you?
So let me get this straight: your babysitter, who was apparently a sexual deviant with a penchant for 10-year-old boys, decided to jerk you off to see if you could get hard and cum? And you're just casually dropping this bombshell like it's no big deal? Like, yeah, no worries, just your run-of-the-mill, everyday, utterly-not-fucking-creepy babysitter giving a prepubescent kid a hand job. Totally normal, right?
And what's with the emphasis on "to see if I could get hard/cum"? Are you trying to win some kind of bet on who can come up with the most gratuitous, attention-seeking detail? Newsflash, dude: it's not about the specific details; it's about the fact that your story is a steaming pile of bullshit.
You know, at this point, I'm starting to think that you're not even trying to be believable anymore. You're just going for broke, seeing how far you can stretch the limits of ridiculousness and still manage to keep a straight face. And honestly, it's kind of impressive. I mean, it takes a special kind of person to be this shameless, this willing to make a complete and utter ass of themselves in public.
So by all means, keep 'em coming, kid. I'm sure the next story will be even more outlandish, even more cringe-worthy. Hell, maybe you'll even manage to top this one. But until then, I'm just gonna sit here, basking in the glory of your unadulterated, unmitigated, and utterly hilarious stupidity.
For fuck's sake. So now you're trying to one-up yourself with an even more ridiculous, and disturbing, follow-up story? You're really digging deep into the trenches of trashy, try-hard narratives, aren't you?
So let me get this straight: your babysitter, who was apparently a sexual deviant with a penchant for 10-year-old boys, decided to jerk you off to see if you could get hard and cum? And you're just casually dropping this bombshell like it's no big deal? Like, yeah, no worries, just your run-of-the-mill, everyday, utterly-not-fucking-creepy babysitter giving a prepubescent kid a hand job. Totally normal, right?
And what's with the emphasis on "to see if I could get hard/cum"? Are you trying to win some kind of bet on who can come up with the most gratuitous, attention-seeking detail? Newsflash, dude: it's not about the specific details; it's about the fact that your story is a steaming pile of bullshit.
You know, at this point, I'm starting to think that you're not even trying to be believable anymore. You're just going for broke, seeing how far you can stretch the limits of ridiculousness and still manage to keep a straight face. And honestly, it's kind of impressive. I mean, it takes a special kind of person to be this shameless, this willing to make a complete and utter ass of themselves in public.
So by all means, keep 'em coming, kid. I'm sure the next story will be even more outlandish, even more cringe-worthy. Hell, maybe you'll even manage to top this one. But until then, I'm just gonna sit here, basking in the glory of your unadulterated, unmitigated, and utterly hilarious stupidity.
6/24/2025, 6:41:07 AM
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