Funny how Panty and Stocking get worshipped like sacred cows by people who have never had a coherent thought in their lives. It is almost adorable how you cling to your bargain-bin sluts like they are the pinnacle of character design.

Meanwhile, Scanty walks in with more discipline, presence, and raw sexual superiority than your entire sloppy cast combined. She has an actual standard of conduct, not just a shallow routine of flashing her crotch for attention.

Keep drooling over your dollar-store strippers if you must. Some of us prefer women who could conquer a city without smudging their lipstick.